Thursday, September 15, 2011

The Ventriloquist and the Blond

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a
show in a small town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going
through his usual dumb blonde jokes routine.

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair land
starts shouting;

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think
you can stereotype women that way? What does the colour of a woman's
hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you
who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the
community, and from reaching our full potential as a person. It's
because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination
against not only blondes but women in general... and all in the name
of humour!!!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologise, and the blonde
yells, 'you stay out of this! I'm talking to that little shit on your
knee!'