Eyewitness
A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money.
Once he was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked, 'Did
you see me rob this bank?'
The man replied, 'Yes sir, I did.' The robber then shot him and
killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man,
'Did you see me rob this bank?'
The man replied, 'No sir, but my wife did.