Sex, Super Sex and Love..
The difference between sex, super sex and love...good one...
Girl asks her mother: What is sex?
Mother: Sex is when you stop a car driven by a man who offers you a
meal in a restaurant, and then you spend some time with him in the
hotel room, have sex with him once, and then each one go on his way
and you have a hundred dollars bill extra in your pocket.
Then the girl asks her mother: What is Super Sex?
Mother: Super sex is when you stop a limousine driven by Chauffeur and
a stylish man is sitting in the back who takes you to a luxurious
villa, gives you a sumptuous meal with distinctive Caviar...and then
you spend the night together in bed and engage in sex more than once,
and then you part with an envelope containing a thousand dollars in
your pocket.
And then the girl asks her mother: What is love?
Mother: Love is a lie 'invented by men' so that they can have sex with
you for free.