Thursday, September 22, 2011

Sex, Super Sex and Love..

The difference between sex, super sex and love...good one...
Girl asks her mother: What is sex?

Mother: Sex is when you stop a car driven by a man who offers you a
meal in a restaurant, and then you  spend some time with him in the
hotel room, have sex with him once, and then each one go on his way
and you have a hundred dollars bill extra in your pocket.

Then the girl asks her mother: What is Super Sex?

Mother: Super sex is when you stop a limousine driven by Chauffeur and
a stylish man is sitting in the back who takes you to a luxurious
villa, gives you a sumptuous meal with distinctive Caviar...and then
you spend the night together in bed and engage in sex more than once,
and then you part with an envelope containing a thousand dollars in
your pocket.

And then the girl asks her mother: What is love?

Mother: Love is a lie 'invented by men' so that they can have sex with
you for free.