Politically correct joke?

As it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial
or ethnic minority, try this one:

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a
Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Jap, a
Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Jordanian, a
Kiwi, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a
Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, an
Argentinian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an African
went to a night club.

The bouncer said, "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai."