X - 2010 Tax Code

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From: Rafil Hamid <rafil1604@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, Jan 4, 2010 at 2:04 AM
Subject: LANKAN Government's LATEST TAX CODE - 2010......... please
pay attention !!!!
To:

 The only thing that the Government has not taxed yet is the male penis.

This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around
unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is
pissed off and 1% of the time it is in a hole.

On top of that, it has two dependants and they are both nuts!

HOWEVER: effective January 1st, 2010, the penis will now be taxed
according to size:
The brackets are as follows:

5 - 10 cm. Nuisance Tax 20.00

10 - 20  cm. Privilege Tax 100.00

20 - 25 cm Pole Tax 200.00

25 - 30 cm Luxury Tax 300.00

Males exceeding 30 cm must file capital gains.

Those under 10 cm are eligible for a tax refund.

PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION...