Good advice

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. . . . .

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman:" Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes
home drunk he beats me to a pulp...."

Doctor:"I have a real good medicine against that: When your husband
comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start
gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle repeatedly for about ½ an
hour".

2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh again.

Woman:" Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came
home drunk I gargled repeatedly for ½ an hour with chamomile tea and
he never touched me.

Doctor:" you see how keeping your mouth shut helps!!!"