Wanna hear a funny joke?
A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor.
After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she
was pregnant.
She burst out of the room and ran down the corridor screaming.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was; after
listening to her story, he calmed her down and sat her in another
room. Then, the doctor marched down the hallway to the first doctor's
room.
"What the hell's wrong with you?" he demanded. "This woman is 68 years
old, has two grown children and several grandchildren, and you told
her she was pregnant?!"
The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking
up said: "Does she still have the hiccups?