The Tree Hugger

While walking through Golden Gate Park in  San Francisco, a man came
upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.
Seeing  this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what  the heck are
you doing?"

"I'm  listening to the music of the tree," the other  man replied.

"You've  gotta be kiddin' me."

"No,  would you like to give it a  try?"

Understandably  curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he  wrapped
his arms around the tree & pressed  his ear up against it. With this,
the  other guy  slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his  wallet,
jewelry, car keys, then stripped him  naked and left.

Two  hours later another nature lover strolled by,  saw this guy
handcuffed to the tree stark naked,  and asked, "What the heck
happened to  you?" He told  the guy the whole terrible story about how
he  got there. When he  finished telling his story, the other guy
shook  his head in sympathy, walked around behind him,  kissed him
gently behind the ear and  said,

"This  just ain't gonna be your  day.............cupcake..."