Inspirational Office Slogans

- If you do a good job and work hard,

You may get a job with a better company someday.

- The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off

Due to budget cuts.

- Sure, you may not like working here,

But, we pay your rent.

- If you think we're a bad firm,

You should see our rivals!

- Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings -

They did it by killing all those who opposed them.

- A person who smiles in the face of adversity,

Probably has a scapegoat.

- Abandon All Hope,

Ye Who Enter Here.

- We make great money!

We have great benefits!

We do no work!

We are union members!

- Two days without a Human Rights Violation!

- If at first you don't succeed -

Try management.

- It's only unethical if you get caught.