Filing report for his missing wife ...
A man went to police station for filing report for his missing wife:
Man: I lost my wife (misty)
Inspector: What is her height
Man; I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy
Man: Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Colour of eyes
Man: Never noticed
Inspector: Colour of hair
Man: Changes according to season
Inspector: What was she wearing
Man: Saree/suit/ I don't remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with her ?????????
Man: Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a golden
chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his
left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a
golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat
together, we jog together & the man started crying
Inspector: Lets search the dog first !!!!!!!!!!!!!