BO and Tonto.....

Barack Obama and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got
their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later,
Tonto woke the president and said, "Obie bro, look towards sky, what
you see?"

Obama replied, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

 Obama pondered for a minute then said, "Astronomically speaking, it
tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.  Time wise, it
appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.

Theologically, mother nature is all-powerful and we are small and
insignificant.  Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful
day tomorrow.  Whats' it tell you, Tonto?"

 Tonto says, "Obama,You dumber than buffalo sh*t.  It means somebody
stole the tent! bro."