Weight Loss Program

An overweight man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight
loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands
before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old babe dressed in nothing but
a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces
herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, 'If
you can catch me, you can have me.'

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later
huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for
the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he
weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs.as
promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is
wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck
that reads, 'If you catch me you can have me'.
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in
excellent shape and although he does his best, no such luck. So for
the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually
getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth
day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20
lbs.as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the
7-day/50 pound program.
'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is our
most rigorous program.
'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.' Next
day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge
muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes
and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, you are
mine.'