Stupid Drivers

Two rich men were talking over coffee one day and one of them said to
the other one 'Hey I tell you my driver is really stupid... you don't
believe?
Let me show you.' and he called his driver Ah Beng over and said 'Ah
Beng, here is a 10 dollar note, go to the car showroom and buy me a
Mercedes.' to which Ah Beng replied, 'Yes Sir! right away!' and rushed
off to the showroom.
The rich man turned to his friend and said, 'See, I told you he was
stupid.' The other rich man said, 'That's nothing, you want to see
stupid, I will show you stupid.' and he called his driver, Ali. 'Ali,
go home now and check to see if I'm at home.' to which Ali said, 'Yes
Sir, right away Sir.' and ran home. 'See what I told you? He doesn't
even have enough brains to know that I cannot be at home if I am
here.'
Later on, the two drivers met on the road. Ah Beng said to Ali, 'Eh,
you know my boss is sooo stupid. He gave me 10 dollars and ask me to
go to the car showroom and buy him a Mercedes..... Doesn't he know
that today is Sunday lah, the showroom is closed!'
Ali replied, 'You think he is stupid ah? My boss lagi worse, he asked
me to go home to check if he is at home.... He got hand phone what,
can just call up to check lah!!!!'