Cheating Wife...

A man, returning home a day early from a business
trip, got into a taxi at the airport. It was after
midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the
cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected
his wife was having an affair and he intended to
catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed.

Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby
tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on
the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was
his wife in bed with another man. The husband put a
gun to the naked man's head.

The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been
very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited
money. He paid for the Corvette I bought for you
He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your
season New York Giant's tickets. He paid for our
house at the lake. He paid for our country club
membership, and he even pays the monthly dues."

Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband
slowly lowered the gun.

He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What
would you do?

The cabby replied; "I'd cover his ass with that
blanket before he catches a cold."