3 Virgin Daughters

A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within
a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex
life would get started, she
made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a
few word on how marital sex felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the
wedding.
The card said nothing but: "Nescafe"!

Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the
Nescafe jar.It said: "Good till the last drop".

Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after
the wedding,and the card read: "Rothmans"

Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read
from the pack: "Extra Long. King Size"

She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mom
waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still
nothing.Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.
Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words
" Etihad Airways"

Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages
fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for EA.

The ad said: "Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways."

Mom fainted!