Jane and Tarzan!
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him
and, while questioning him about his life, she asked him how he had
sex "What's sex?" he asked. She explained to him what sex was. Tarzan
said "Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree." Horrified, she said, "Tarzan,
you have it all wrong! I will show you how to do it properly." She
took off her clothes, laid down on the ground and spread her legs
wide. Here" she said, "you can put it in here." Tarzan removed his
loin cloth, stepped closer and then gave Jane a horrific kick in the
crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp,
"What the hell did you do that for?"
"Tarzan not stupid first check for bees."
"Tarzan not stupid first check for bees."
