Indian Lady .................... !!!

A sophisticated looking Indian lady walks into a tattoo shop and sits down.
The owner, amazed at seeing such an elegant and sophisticated lady in his shop,
runs over immediately and asks if he could help her.
To his shock and utter delight, she lifts up her silk sari and points
to her right inner thigh - very high up.
'Right here,' she says, 'I want you to tattoo a clay lamp and
underneath it I want the word Diwali.'
Then she points to her left thigh just as high up and says,
'On this side, I want you to tattoo an evergreen tree with lights and
tinsel and an angel on top and underneath it I want the word
Christmas.'
The owner looks at her.
'Ooh, lady, it's none of my business, but that is probably the most
unusual request I've ever heard.
Why in the world do you want to do that?
'Well,' the lady said, 'I'm sick and tired of my husband always
complaining that there's never anything good to enjoy between Diwali
and Christmas..