All Girl Biker Bar

A blind man wanders into an all girl biker bar by mistake. He finds
his way to the bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for
awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think
it is only fair - given that you are blind - that you should know five
things:
1. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blond girl.

3. I'm a 6 ft tall, 175 lb blond woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No .
. . . not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!'