Hey Girls is this true ha .......... ?
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX ?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX ?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG ?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS ?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)
( You're laughing, aren't you ........... ?!?! )
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS ?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know ................ it never happened)
( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
And the personal favourite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH ?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
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