XXX- From Bollywood

Q: What is the similarity between Cassette & Girl?

A: You can use them on either side.

Q: What is the similarity between Girls & Aeroplane?

A: Both have Cockpits.

Q: What is difference between Girl in Church and Girl in Bathroom?

A: A Girl in Church has soul full of hope and Girl in Bathroom has hole full of soap.

Q: What is similarity between Tea and Girl ?

A: Both are hot, Both have milk.

Q: What is the difference between Men's Cricket and Woman's Cricket?

A: In Men's Cricket, there is short leg between two long legs and
In Woman's cricket, there is a deep gully between two fine legs.

Q: Why did Gandhi wear dhoti without Underwear ?

A: Freedom of movement.

Q: What did Egyptian Boy say to Roman Girl ?

A: Come behind the Pyramid and I will make you a mummy.

Q: Why is a penis called a "Gentleman" in England?

A: It stands up whenever a lady passes by.

Q: Why is a penis called a "Thief" in Baghdad?

A: It enters through the back door.

Q: Why is a penis called a "Labourer" in India?

A: It works day and night.

Q: Why girls rub their eyes when they getup in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

Q: Why do dogs lick their balls?

A: Because they can.

Q: Why India has never had a female President?

A: What would you call her - Rashtra-patni?

Q: What did Rajiv Gandhi say, at last, when he saw Dhanu coming
towards him?

A: What a BOMB

Q: Why is sex so popular?

A: It is so centrally located.

Q: Define a Bra?

A: Under shoulder boulder holder.