it is all about putting.....

A married man goes to confessional and says to the priest, "Father, I had
an affair with a woman... almost."

"What do you mean almost?" question the priest.

"Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."

"Rubbing together is the same as putting it in," explains the priest.
"You're not to go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Mary's and
put $50 in the poor box."

The man leaves confessional, says his prayers, and then walks over to the
poor box. He pauses for a moment and then decides to leave.

The priest quickly runs over to the man and exclaims, "I saw that... you
didn't put any money in the poor box!"

"Well Father, I rubbed up against it and, like you said, it's the same as
putting it in!"