New Hospital Wing

When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their

hospital, the allergists voted to scratch it and the dermatologists

advised no rash moves.

The gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists

thought the administration had a lot of nerve and the obstetricians

stated they were all labouring under a misconception.

The ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted; the

pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body" while the pediatricians said,

"Grow up!"

The psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,

The surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the

radiologists could see right through it!

The physicians thought it was a bitter pill to swallow; and the plastic

surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

The podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the urologists felt

the scheme wouldn't hold water.

The anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas and the

cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the proctologists left the decision up to some asshole in

administration.