Opinion Poll
The UN conducted a Survey in certain specific countries and continents.
The question was:
"Would you please give your honest opinion about the shortage of food in
the rest of the world?"
The survey was a total failure, as:
Africa: the people didn’t know what 'food' was
China: They did not know what 'opinion' was
Europe: They did not know what a 'shortage' was
Pakistan: They did not know what 'honest' meant
Saudi: They did not know what 'please' meant
AND the
USA: They did not know what 'rest of the world' meant!