Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Fwd: Punishment..

An Indian, a German and a Pakistani got arrested consuming
alcohol which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible
crime they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip.

As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik
announced:
"It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to
allow each of you one wish before your whipping."

The German was first in line; he thought for a while and then
said:
"Please tie a pillow to my back."

This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes & the German
had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.

The Pakistani was next up. After watching the German in horror
he said smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back."

But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes & the Pakistani
was also led away whimpering loudly.

The Indian was the last one up, but before he could say
anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said:

"You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your
culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two
wishes!"

"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness," Indian
replied.

"In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give
me not 20, but 100 lashes."

"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you
are also very brave." The Sheik said with an admiring look on his face.

"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it." And what is
your second wish?" the Sheik asked.

Indian smiled and said, "Tie the Pakistani to my back" !!!