Fwd: Married Men..

A married man's prayer;


Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away.

U gave me youth, u took it away.

U gave me a wife..... It's been years now,

Just reminding u..


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A frustrated husband in front of his laptop:

Dear Google, please do not behave like my wife.

Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.


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A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.

His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.

"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are
not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with
cooking tonight !
Why the hell did you bring him home for?"

Husband answers "Because he's thinking of getting married" !!!!

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Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.

Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??

Husband: I asked him to increase your brain power ten times..

Wife: Oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??

Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.


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Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??

Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there !

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A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't
speak to him for 6 months.


Was the necklace FAKE?


Nooooo! That was the deal :)


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A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant.

As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."

Wife: honey.....you say a prayer before eating at home.

Husband: that's at home sweetheart ...... here the chef knows how to cook.


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Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :

"Please Do Not Disturb Me,

I am Married, and already very Disturbed" !!!