Friday, November 21, 2014

Fwd: Barack Obama and the psychic

Barack Hussein
Obama, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a
Psychic about the date of his death.

Closing her eyes and silently
reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer: "You will die on a
Jewish holiday."

"Which one?'" Obama asks
nervously.

"It doesn't matter." replied the psychic. "Whenever you
die, it'll be a Jewish holiday."