Fwd: Marriage

When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You Wonder, what happened.

Philosophy of marriage :
At the beginning,
every wife treats her husband as GOD..

Later,
somehow don't know why..
alphabets get reversed..

Secret formula for married couples...
"Love One Another"

And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!!



A drunk man arrives late at home.
He knows his wife won't open the door, so he decides to pretend

he bought her flowers knocks at the door. .
Wife: Who is it ?
Drunk: I bring flowers for the pretty lady. .
Wife opens the door says: Where are the flowers ?
Drunk: Where is the pretty lady ?