Fwd: Australian Clock

Australian Clock:

Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment to a couple of
friends late one night, a drunk Englishman led the way to his bedroom
where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.


'What's that big brass gong for?' one of the friends asked. 'Issss nod
a gong. Issss a talking Australian clock' he drunkenly replied.
'A talking Australian clock - seriously?' 'Yup.' 'How's it work?' the
second friend asked, squinting at it.

'Just watch' he said. He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an
ear-shattering bash and stepped back.

His mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded
silence. Suddenly, an Australian voice from the other side of the wall
screamed,
'For f*#k's sake, you stupid pri*#. It's ten past three in the f*#king
morning !!!'