Fwd: Building Permit...

Sometimes you must use the correct terminology!


Some have asked what I'm going to be doing in retirement.

Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be
100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with turrets at various heights, windows all
over the place and a loud outside sound system that was going to entertain
the whole neighborhood.

It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green
with pink trim.

The City Council told me; "Forget it ... IT WILL NOT BE APPROVED!"

So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a 'Mosque'.

Work starts on Monday.