Fwd: Confessions of a hooker

Confessions of a hooker

A couple were lying in bed together on the
morning of their tenth wedding anniversary
when the wife says, 'Darling, as this is
such a special occasion, I think that it is time I
made a confession: Before we were married
I was a hooker for eight years.'

The husband ponders for a moment and then
looks into his wife's eyes and says, 'My love,
you have been a perfect wife for ten years!
I cannot hold your past against you, maybe you
could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice
up our sex life a bit?'

She said, 'I don't think you understand, my name
was Brian and I played rugby for Wales