Wednesday, April 03, 2013

R u dumb?

'John took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first,
Kim?" asked the man.

"I want to get weighed," said the girl. They ambled over to the weight
guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she
won a prize.

Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, John again
asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Back
to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he
guessed her correct weight, and John lost his dollar.

The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I
want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, John figured she was
really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.

Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?" Kim
responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy." '