NEVER LEAVE YOUR NUTS ALONE

A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a
baseball game ...

For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his
commands.

When the day of the game arrived. Everything went quite well.

As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts", and the
patients complied by standing up.

After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts", and they all sat back down
in their seats.

After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all
broke out into applause and cheered.

When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the
home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts", and they all started
booing and cat calling Comfortable with their response, the
doctor
decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in
charge.

When he returned, there was a riot in progress.

Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world
happened?"

The assistant replied, "Well everything was going just fine until
this guy walked by and yelled, "PEANUTS!"