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Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they
find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the
lights out since they can't see each other signing, or read lips.
After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings,
the wife figures out a solution.

She writes a note to her husband: 'Honey, Why don't we agree on some
simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with
me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. I f you don't want
to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times.

The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back to his wife
That if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his
penis one time. If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis two
hundred and fifty times.