Wives

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either your money or life...
The wives want both!

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Marriage is like a Public Toilet.
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are
desperate to come out.

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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied
with 4 things in life.
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife

Because there is always a better model in the neighborhood.

Searching these keywords on Google : `How to tackle wife?'
 Google search result :

`Good Day Sir, Even we are searching`.

Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It
only means that the safety of your head is much more important than
your ego!

A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to married. He says
the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.

It takes thousand workers to build a castle, million soldiers to
protect a country,
but just one woman to make a Happy Home --------- A Good Maid!

Funny quote on a husband's T-Shirt : All girls are devils, but my wife
is the queen------------
of Them