The last wish of a cuban Patriot Kissing Fidel goodbye.......

A group of Cubans desert their island and are on their way to Miami.  In the
middle of their arduous journey, one of the Cubans (an old one) suffers a
major heart attack and, as a last wish, asks for a Cuban flag to kiss and
say good-bye to his dearest Cuba.

Having abandoned everything in Havana, the other Cubans search desperately
in their boat to find something that would resemble the flag of their
country -- a T-shirt, a handkerchief, anything.

With everyone almost ready to abandon all hope of finding a flag, a
23-year-old girl shyly interrupts their desperate search by offering a
tattoo of the flag that is inscribed on the left cheek of her buttocks. The
young girl pulls down her shorts and slowly lowers her underwear, showing
the Cuban flag on a beautifully shaped tanned buttock cheek. She approaches
the dying man and sticks her butt right up in his face.

The man, with tears in his eyes, caresses the 'flag,' grabs the cheek with
both hands and starts kissing it with great passion, saying "My dear Cuba, I
say goodbye to you with great sadness. Farewell my land, my flag. Havana, I
will miss you so."

After going on non-stop for almost 10 minutes, he says to the girl, "Now,
Chica, par favor, turn around and allow me to kiss Fidel, our bearded
dictator, goodbye too!""