A Kiss is Just a Kiss

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about
to jump off a bridge, so they stopped.

The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you
doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
opportunity so he asked... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give
me a kiss?"

So she does... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow!  That was the best kiss I
have ever had!  That's a real talent you are wasting.  You could be
famous.  Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl........"