Monday, October 24, 2011

Raisin Bread

A bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant who liked to wear very
short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store,
glances at the shop assistant and at the loaves of bread behind the
counter.

Noticing her short skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he has a
brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says.

The shop assistant nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread
located on the very top shelf.

The man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent
view, just as he thought.

When she descends the ladder, he decides that he had better get two
loaves.

As the shop assistant retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other
male customers notices what's going on and requests his own loaf of raisin
bread.

After many trips she is tired and irritated and begins to wonder, "why the
unusual interest in the raisin bread?"

Atop the ladder one more time, she looks down and glares at the men
standing below.

Then, she notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd.  Thinking that
she can save herself another trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is it
raisin for you too?"
"No," stammers the old man, "but it's quivering a little.