Greek Vs Italian

A Greek and Italian were arguing over who had the superior culture.The
Greek says, "We have the Parthenon."Arching his eyebrows, the Italian
replies, "We have the Coliseum."The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave
birth to advanced mathematics"The Italian, nodding agreement, says,
"But we built the Roman Empire."And so on and so on until the Greek
comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish
of finality he says, "We invented sex!"The Italian replies, "That is
true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."