Friday, April 24, 2009

XX- JEWISH MATHEMATICS

A Jewish woman says to her mother, 'I'm divorcing Sheldon!

All he wants is anal sex and my anus is now the size of a 50 cent
piece, when it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece.'

Mother says 'You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you
live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $10,000 a
week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all
that away for 45 cents!!!!????????"