S-s-s-s-stutterers Action Group

A very pretty young speech  therapist was
getting nowhere with her Stammerers Action  group. She had tried every
technique in the book without the  slightest success.

Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she said 'If any of you  can tell me the

name of the town where you were born, without  stuttering, I will have

wild and passionate sex with you until your  muscles ache and your eyes

water. So, who wants to go first  ?'

The Englishman piped up.  'B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham', he said.

'That's no use, Trevor' said the  speech therapist, 'Who's next ?'

The Scotsman raised his hand and  blurted out 'P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-aisley'.

That's no  better. There'll be no sex for you, I'm afraid,  Hamish.

How about you, Paddy  ?

The Irishman took a deep breath and eventually blurted out  ' London'.

Brilliant, Paddy! said the speech therapist and immediately set about

living up to her promise.

After 15 minutes of exceptionally  steamy sex, the couple paused for

breath and Paddy added :

'-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry'.