MEXICAN DELICACY

An american was touring Mexico. After his day's sight-seeing, he stops
at a local restaurant. While sipping his wine, he notices a sizzling,
scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only
it looked good, but the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter,
"What was that you just served the gentleman at the next table?"

The waiter replied, " Ah, senor, you have excellent taste! Those were
the bull's testicles from the bull-fight this morning. A delicacy!"

The American was momentarily daunted when he learnt the origin of the
dish. But then he said, "What the hell? I am on vacation! Bring me an
order!"

The waiter replied, "I am sorry, senor. There is only one serving a
day, since there is only one bull-fight each morning. If you come
early tomorrow and place your order, you will be sure to have this
delicacy!"

The next morning, the American returned, placed his order, and was
served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few
bites, he called the waiter and said, "These are smaller than the ones
I saw you serve yesterday!"

The waiter replied, " Si, senor, I know. But sometimes the bull wins."