BLONDE'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP

DEAR DIARY: DAY 1
All packed for the cruise ship - all my sexiest dresses and make-up.
Really excited.

DEAR DIARY: DAY 2
Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins.
Met the Captain today - seems a very nice man.

DEAR DIARY: DAY 3
At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf  balls off
the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt
honored and had a wonderful
time. He is very attractive and attentive.

DEAR DIARY: DAY 4
Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with
him in his own cabin. Had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and
champagne. He asked me
to stay the night but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful
to my husband.

DEAR DIARY: DAY 5
Pool again today, got sun burnt, and went inside to drink at piano bar
for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks.
Really is charming. Again asked me
to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me if I
did not let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was
shocked.

DEAR DIARY: DAY 6
Today I saved 1,600 lives.
Twice.