Santa not Singh

Fed up with people making fun of him, Santa Singh (the sardar) decided
to change his religion. He joined a priest in a church as his
assistant.
One day the priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to
leave the confessional unattended, He called Santa D'Costa (his new
assistant) and asked him to cover for him.
Santa told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him
to stay with him for a little while and learn what to do..
Santa joined the priest and then followed him into the confessional. A
few minutes later a woman came in and said "Father, forgive me for I
have sinned"
Priest: "What did you do?"
Woman: " I committed adultery"
Priest: "How many times?"
Woman: "Three times"
Priest: "Say Two Hail Marys, put $ 5.00 in the charity box, and sin no more"

A few minutes later a man entered the confessional.
He said "Father, forgive me for I have sinned"
Priest: "What did you do?"
Man: "I committed adultery"
Priest: "How many times?"
Man: "Three times"
Priest: "Say two Hail Marys, put $ 5.00 in the charity box, and sin no more.

Santa, a quick learner, told the priest that he understood the job and
the priest could leave. Santa D'costa was now alone. A few minutes
later another woman entered and said "Father, forgive
me for I have sinned"
Santa: "What did you do?"
Woman: "I committed adultery"
Santa: "How many times?"
Woman: "Once"
Santa: "Go do it two more times, we have a special offer this week,
three times for $ 5...00"