"WOMEN OVER FORTY"

In case you missed it on 60Minutes, this is what
Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:

60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)

'As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of
all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle
of the nightand ask, 'What are you thinking?' She
doesn't care what youthink.

If a woman over 40 doesn'twant to watch the game,
she doesn't sit around whining aboutit. She does
something she wants to do, and it's usually
moreinteresting.

Women over 40 aredignified. They seldom have a
screaming match with you at theopera or in the middle
of an expensive restaurant. Of course, ifyou deserve
it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think
theycan get away with it.

Older women are generous withpraise, often
undeserved. They know what it's like to
beunappreciated.

Women get psychic as theyage.

You never have to confess your sinsto a woman over
40.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two,a woman over 40
is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright andhonest. They' will
tell you right off that you are a jerk ifyou are
acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder
whereyou stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40for a multitude of
reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For
every stunning, smart, well-coifed, hot woman over40,
there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making
a fool ofhim self with some 22-year old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say,'Why buy the cow when
you can get the milk for free,' here's an update for
you. Nowadays 80% of women are againstmarriage.

Why?

Because women realize it's not worth buying an
entire pig justto get a little sausage!'

Andy Rooney is a really smart guy! Forward to 5
fine, fun, fabulous,fancy-free female friends over40.