Famous Mothers.

COLUMBUS' MOTHER:
"I don't care what you've discovered,
You still could have written!"

MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER:
"Can't you paint on walls like other children?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to
Get that stuff off the ceiling?"

NAPOLEON'S MOTHER:
"All right, if you aren't hiding your report card
Inside your jacket, take your hand out of
There and show me."

ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER:
"Again with the stovepipe hat?
Can't you just
Wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"

MARY'S MOTHER:
"I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to school.
But, I would like to know how he got a
Better grade than you."
GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER:
"The next time I catch you throwing money across
The Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!"

THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER:
"Of course I'm proud that you invented the
Electric light bulb.
Now, turn it off and get to bed!"

PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER:
"I don't care where you think you have to go,
Young man,
Midnight is past your curfew."

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER:
"But it's your senior picture.
Can't you do something about your hair?
OY!
Styling gel,
Mousse,
Something...?"