Catholic Girls

There they are, all in heaven trying to enter the pearly Gates when
St.Peter asks the first girl,
"Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" She
wriggles and shyly replies, well I once touched the head of one with
the tip of my finger.
St.Peter says, OK, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and
pass through the gate.

He asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer, have you had any
contact with a male organ?" The girl is a little reluctant but
replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one."
St.Peter says, OK, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass
through the gate.

All of a sudden, there was a lot of commotion in the line of girls.
One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line.
When she reaches the front, St.Peter says, "Reeva, Reeva what seems to
be the rush?"
The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle with that Holy
Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her arse in it."