XX - HAPPY BIRTH DAY

An old fella was celebrating 92 years on this earth! He spoke to his
toes. "Hello toes!" he said. "How are you? You know, you are 92 Today.
Oh the times we've had! Remember we walked on the park in the summer
every Sunday Afternoon. The times we waltzed on the dance Floor? Happy
Birthday toes!

"Hello, knees," he continued. "How are you? You know you're 92 today.
Oh, the times we've had! Remember when we marched in the parade? Oh,
the hurdles we've jumped together. Happy Birthday, knees.
"Then, he looked down at his crotch. "Hello Willie !! You little
bugger. Just think. If you were alive today, you'd be 92 !!!!