Wednesday, December 21, 2011

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE

1. Money cannot buy happiness
But
Its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes
Than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy
But
Remember the bastard's name.....

3. Help someone when they are in trouble
And
They will remember you
When they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only
Because
it's illegal to shoot them...

 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems,
But
Then again,
Neither does milk.