Jumping on the bed

A fifty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing
with delight.
Her husband watches her for a while and asks,
"Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?,
What's the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says,
"I don't care, I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says
I have the breasts of an 18 year-old".
The husband said,
 "What did he say about your 60 year old ass?"
"Your name never came up," she replied.

(Men . . . They just never know when to shut up, do they?)