A "Touching" Christmas Story

A married couple had been out shopping in a mall for the day.
Suddenly, the wife realized her husband had disappeared.

The somewhat irate spouse called her mate's cell phone and demanded,
"Where the hell are you?"

Husband: "Darling you remember that Jewelery shop where you saw the
Diamond Necklace and fell in love with it and I didn't have money that
time and said Baby it'll be yours one day."

Wife, with a smile blushing: "Yes, I remember that my Love."

Husband: "Well, I'm in the Bar next to that shop."